Tuesday, September 16, 2014

#WhereAreTheTrapsNow?



Back in December of 2012, I conjured up a post of the biggest thirst traps on my twitter & IG feed. It became literally the most viewed and talked about post on the ADD blog's history. Understand, the list wasnt based just off of "oh they half naked/oh they trappin" type of post. It also was calculated from seeing comments and chain of events that showed off their social media popularity. Given as it may be, I was criticized for my list. Comments on who should and shouldnt be there came into play, however:
1. I only follow so many people
2. If I knew THEN who I Knew NOW,

Then, yes, the list woulda been much different.

Moving forward, this is basically an update of those that were on the list, runners up & those top 13, a quick update on them, and the dire question: Is Trapping Dead To Them? Or Nah? Lets start this up shall we?

Update: Mainly been lowkey. Since the list, she did a shoot for my #TeamDanAndre Apparel line as well as hosted a few events/parties within the tristate area. Nowadays, its mainly planning and hustling til her next big move.
Trappin Or Nah?: Yes but at a very lowkey standpoint. She's def the post and delete type to say the least
But look! 
Still TRAPPIN
Update: Well...the proof is in the pictures dammit lol. The Small Trap n The Hazel Trap. The Cub & The Koala King. The Little Model & Mr. 18K. Are a couple. The small trap has her education movin, modeling shoots in motion all together. While the hazel trap has taken over IG with his #RellyDidDat & #RellyTV videos and joining the military in the process. Aint that cute?
Trappin or Nah?: HAVE YALL SEEN THESE NIGGAS POSTS?!?!
So cute...its sickening
Anyways...next up:
Update: The Dark Trap found love. And I went to school with that guy. Frickin awesome. 

PSA:Needless to say you'll see alot of "he/she found love updates" love is a beautiful thing though and they match eachother quite well

Trappin or Nah?: Wont be seeing much from her unless she's at the beach, doing a shoot or with her other half. 


Update: The S4S trap evolved her craft. And needless to say its gaining attention in a new world: The fitness world. Joined HerbalLife. Became a professional trainer while making her body ready for professional competitions. The fitness world could be considered an easy outlook to trap, but in her case, she inspires many to stay fit and healthy. Plus, she's sponsored off my #yesLawd gymshorts approval for working out. I'll take that W. 

Trappin Or Nah?: If it isnt fitness related, you not seeing much. Plus moms be on them comments, dont try that funny shit.
Update: She's had too many accounts between these past 2 years its not even funny. Gotta be at least every 3 months. I was almost convinced she had hella spam accounts or something

Trappin Or Nah?: She got a man. Her man looks like he kill niggas. The end.

NOW WE AT THE TOP 13!!!
Update: Straight Outta JC. The most non Jersey City resident I know has restarted her IG/Twitter account due to hackers. However that hasnt stopped the newly 21 yr old from gaining attention. She not out here but her pics on IG say it all. Them glasses dont mean innocent. Damn henny drinker

Trappin Or Nah?: Only when she steps out the house. Aint much change but the age. Bra size still the same
Update: One of the known members of her clique known as SQUAAADD, this thick trap still has garnered attention at all angles. Hosted some parties as well as setup her own events, her & her friends definitely have stirred up a following within the past couple years. Mainly some thugs but hey, some thugs dance too. 

Trappin Or Nah?: Depends On The Angle Of Her Picture. Seriously
Update:Mr Rob Get-It. Rapper. Ignorant/No Chill Tweeter. Thirst Trap for the Ratchets. And a father of a new baby girl. Yes, even after 2 mixtapes with an upcoming 3rd with FBOT cohort, Yung Mar, he's still managed time to build a bigger family. Will he finally get his tubes tied?
Trappin Or Nah?: If youre an FBOT fan, you can tell through the lyrics the trap wont stop...well at least til one of his daughters hit adolesence or starts chanting "fuckin niggas off of twitter!" We wouldnt want that

Update: The southern trap came back to jerz, had a quick hiatus, and now back on IG. Created a 2nd IG to promote her job and kept the trappin strictly to that business IG.
And that my friends...is promotion. *shrug*

Trappin Or Nah?: *See Above Pic* *Dont Be Fuckin Stupid*

Update: The Short Cut Trap got tired of the short cut, got some weaves, and still pretty nonetheless. A newly dubbed college grad, this former trap has a bright future ahead of her...or at least that might be her filter or flash, idk. Hope nothing but the best

Trappin Or Nah?: Trap? Nah. Can take really great pictures? Correct

Update: The Fallen Trap is in the "Twas Beauty That Gained The Thirst" Category. And not a damn thing changed. She accomplished the ultimate goal: getting the fuck outta jersey, and you cant be mad at that. A new world that can admire her beauty

Trappin or Nah?: I'm going to quote a great great man, and I quote, "You dont need a naked pic for a thirsty nigga to talk slick" - Daniel Andre. 

Update: Got A Job. Got A Higher Position. Got A Situationship...I think. All in all whatever she's doing, The Shadow Trap has kept her boobs to herself...thank the lord!

Trappin Of Nah?: whatever an LKG is, it sounds like it breaks skin

Update: These Niggas. Things changed. As F5 (as a group) stayed quiet, the brands from within the 6man squad spoke loud and clear. Personal ventures, and drama, keeps this group around. Then they have the nerve to have kids! Some adorable kids at that. Basically all the likes on IG go to them

Trappin Or Nah?: Niggas got jobs. Niggas got projects. Niggas got kids. Aint got time for that!...except Amber

Update: The half n half trap is now a half n half ROD supporting her recording artist BF to the core. Gotta send kudos to those that support the dreamchasers and those making moves. But yes, still another "Twas Beauty That Gained The Thirst" comes into play

Trappin Or Nah?: Typical Pretty chick with a boyfriend:
By herself:

As a couple:
Him on her page:
Smh. You Can See The Saltiness 
Update: The Natural Trap...Still Trappin. Not much else to say. I mean, there's some twerk videos too so thats something new. But aint a damn thing change. Nope Nope Nope
Trappin Or Nah?: Bruh? Aint you see the update?

Former G-Unit Model. Former Thirst Trap. All that changed with one person. His name...is Sebo
Gotta love parenting man lol. Needless to say the curly headed trap is now a curly haired conservative MILF. And the young fashion baby god takes over her IG these days

Trappin Or Nah:? The only person showing cleavage on her page...is the baby

Update: The Out Of Town Trapper has gone through her share of hair changes that made her the exotic trap. Still didnt divert herself from trapping throughout the summer. All seemed consistent til she chose to start her IG over. Why you ask?
LMFAOOOOOOOOO. Yes that is funny

Trappin Or Nah?: She gotta rebuild her portfolio from the ground up

Update: The former number one trapper due to high popularity mixed with Dominican beauty. Still popular. Still gets thirst. But anything intentional is deemed doubtful now, like most of our trappers, have joined the lovers lane. They look so cute. Excuse me, I love the sight of love. 

Trappin Or Nah?: Boyfriend = No Trap Zone. She's just a popular social networker. Fancy isnt it?

WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT: This post took an hour and a half to write up. Understand that thirst trapping is here to stay. In a way its sad that trapping has developed into a career for some. (Bartending, Partyhosting, Club Appearances, Sponsors, Brand Promoting etc) All for leaving little to the imagination. Sex sells though. Blame our economy and our "its not what you know, its who you know" workforce lifestyle. All in all, whether its on purpose or they just that poppin, you cant be hate on the thirst. People cant help the skin their in...unless they get shots or surgery

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