Thursday, September 25, 2014

Does Twerk=Hoe? The Answer Is NO!

Sooooo late this morning around 4AM, I'm at work tweeting. Minding my own business. Until suddenly a tweet hit me so hard I almost collapsed
FIX IT HAY-ZEUS!!! Apparently the booty shaking dances women have done since the dawn of time
Anf more recently evolved to this social media craze today known as "twerking" has now become the new black generation social media unwritten rule of being a "thot" aka a hoe. 

WHY LAWD?!? WHY???
Sometimes I usually let things like this slide, but this opinion is starting to grow like a tumor and its looking mighty cancerous. To defend their case however, the use of videos and social media have depicted twerking done by "hoes" or promiscuous women ie. Strippers, bartenders, IG Thirst Trap models, Twerk Team. TWERK TEAM. T W E R K T E A M. Since the evolving stages of my love for twerking, Twerk Team, the at the time barely legal booty shakers, were the pioneers of this twerk movement. Up north, particularly jersey, you had the booty bouncers dancin to jersey club music ie. Booty Bounce Music. Most videos done by these dancers were known for their promiscuity. So I see how these "Say No To Twerk" individuals create their point...

HOWEVER...

Lets be serious here, every nation, every race, every color, does their own "twerk" Caribbean and African women have plenty of waist/booty movements in their dancing. Hispanic women are the same way. What about countries that do belly dancing? Even the Pakistans do a butt oriented dance to please their men. But are they thots? Are they hoes? NOPE! A usual  rebuttal for this is "Twerking isnt part of black culture" All I know is no matter what generation black culture has experienced, hip and butt movements habe joined in with the dances. Swing, The Twist. Disco, All those 80s n 90s Dances? The Butt? The hump? The Btootsie Roll? The give it up? Butts have been shaking for CENTURIES. 

All I'm saying is don't let the media (IG,Vine,Twitter) and these hoes (Miley Cyrus, Twerk Team, Internet Thotties) misinterpret the impact the way you feel about shakin ya butt in the club. Ya moms did it. Ya aunts did it. Ya cousins did it. Ya grandma too. Dont get it twisted and break the tradition. Like if you in college, and you dont feel like shaking ya butt, just stay home. If you grown, either act ya age and keep it cute, or prove you a grown ass thot twerkin like a hoe. Save the freaky twerkin for a boo or something. And if you cant shake ya butt...Kaylin Garcia does them twerkout exercise class & sign up
Dont care for her much, but at least she's using her talents for the people...unlike 2 washed jawns I've seen *coughs* TWERK TEAM *coughs* I'm out

Well just one for the road

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