Sunday, September 28, 2014

Sext Message On Shuffle

Excuse me for the spontaneous words I'm about to display
But this LIQUID COURAGE has inspired me this DRUNK TEXTING mood I'm in
Rather me drown in this bottle, I'd rather DROWN IN IT!
It meaning those juicy set of lower lips that always scream "KISS ME!"
Swim in your body as we lay on the sand. A real round of SEX ON THE BEACH
Or if you smoke we could combine the karma-sutra & astrology. 
Just hop into my SPACESHIP COUPE and we'll reach the utmost orbital pleasure
Treat your body like its JUST ANOTHER LOVE SONG
Playing your body like an instrument and we have a sex set to perform
This all day long feeling I get from you is ONE IN A MILLION.
All I need is just one night or UNTIL THE END OF TIME
I only have ONE LIFE to do all the freaky things I wanna do to you
We have forever to go round for round and search for RECOVERY to rest up for more
I've gotten in too deep in my thoughts and I'd like to act up them.
I can get to your house pretty quick treating going nascar on the highway
0-60 towards your love. Got me going 101 on the 101. 
Now dont become a HEARTBREAKER and decline my message
Instead of a heartbreak, how bout I make your legs shake...shit I'm surprised I can see straight
Apologies for talking so crazy. Is it a YES NO OR MAYBE?

Thursday, September 25, 2014

A Salute To Mr November

Captain Clutch. Mr November. Best known as Derek Jeter. Tonight marks an end of an era, as Jeter will be doing his at bats for his final home game before retiring. After 20 seasons with the New York Yankees, you can do nothing but respect the work he's put in for that team. Since his rookie year, the stats dont lie:

No doubt this future hall of famer did numbers for the navy blue and white squad. Who could forget the 2000 Subway Series? As a Mets fan, I sure won't. However, as a fan of the game itself, Jeter gets my respect. This was pure talent he displayed on the field. No steroids or performance enhancing drugs in his system. No corruption or crimes in his history sheet. Being team captain for the Yankees since 2003, he's been a role model for the younger players out there.
This guy played with some GREATS throughout is career. Tino Martinez. Jorge Posada. Bernie Williams. Dwight Gooden. Darryl Strawberry. Andy Pettitte. Mariano Rivera. This clubhouse is full of greatness. If anyone deserves a salute for delivering a great overall game, great sportsmanlike conduct on and off the field, and just being the great person that he is, Derek Jeter deserves any and every reward. For this, I salute Mr. November. Thank you for being showing that there's a way to play the game that legal and healthy way. Thanks for always doing it for the fans and teaching those who admire you to be great. And thanks for hitting that field for the past 20 years and doing what you do best. That Hall of Fame call is coming for you in no time. Salute to The Captain

End Of The Summer New Jersey Club Songs

@BigOoh "Try Me"

@MikeZombie "Cash Money/ They Know"

Does Twerk=Hoe? The Answer Is NO!

Sooooo late this morning around 4AM, I'm at work tweeting. Minding my own business. Until suddenly a tweet hit me so hard I almost collapsed
FIX IT HAY-ZEUS!!! Apparently the booty shaking dances women have done since the dawn of time
Anf more recently evolved to this social media craze today known as "twerking" has now become the new black generation social media unwritten rule of being a "thot" aka a hoe. 

WHY LAWD?!? WHY???
Sometimes I usually let things like this slide, but this opinion is starting to grow like a tumor and its looking mighty cancerous. To defend their case however, the use of videos and social media have depicted twerking done by "hoes" or promiscuous women ie. Strippers, bartenders, IG Thirst Trap models, Twerk Team. TWERK TEAM. T W E R K T E A M. Since the evolving stages of my love for twerking, Twerk Team, the at the time barely legal booty shakers, were the pioneers of this twerk movement. Up north, particularly jersey, you had the booty bouncers dancin to jersey club music ie. Booty Bounce Music. Most videos done by these dancers were known for their promiscuity. So I see how these "Say No To Twerk" individuals create their point...

HOWEVER...

Lets be serious here, every nation, every race, every color, does their own "twerk" Caribbean and African women have plenty of waist/booty movements in their dancing. Hispanic women are the same way. What about countries that do belly dancing? Even the Pakistans do a butt oriented dance to please their men. But are they thots? Are they hoes? NOPE! A usual  rebuttal for this is "Twerking isnt part of black culture" All I know is no matter what generation black culture has experienced, hip and butt movements habe joined in with the dances. Swing, The Twist. Disco, All those 80s n 90s Dances? The Butt? The hump? The Btootsie Roll? The give it up? Butts have been shaking for CENTURIES. 

All I'm saying is don't let the media (IG,Vine,Twitter) and these hoes (Miley Cyrus, Twerk Team, Internet Thotties) misinterpret the impact the way you feel about shakin ya butt in the club. Ya moms did it. Ya aunts did it. Ya cousins did it. Ya grandma too. Dont get it twisted and break the tradition. Like if you in college, and you dont feel like shaking ya butt, just stay home. If you grown, either act ya age and keep it cute, or prove you a grown ass thot twerkin like a hoe. Save the freaky twerkin for a boo or something. And if you cant shake ya butt...Kaylin Garcia does them twerkout exercise class & sign up
Dont care for her much, but at least she's using her talents for the people...unlike 2 washed jawns I've seen *coughs* TWERK TEAM *coughs* I'm out

Well just one for the road

Monday, September 22, 2014

#ThatsWhatImHereFor The Celeb Nude Leak Wknd

So about a month ago there was a big epidemic on the news and social media: Hollywood celebs'/athletes/socialites iClouds being hacked. The result? Personally taken nude photos of them swarming the internet. Then, the known celeb was X-Men's Jennifer Lawrence with a bunch of other people, in my awareness, had NO idea who they were. My opinion, I didnt care about them women naked. The hacker fucked up! Them bodies were HORRIBLE! So I guess the hacker heard all the noise and stepped his/her game up starting early this past Saturday morning.

The hacker leaks both Kim Kardashian and High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgen's nudes. The public was surprised, but lets be serious. If you seen the sex tape, there's no use being shocked there's nudes of Kim. Also, rumored nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens were also talk of the town a few  years ago, so this isn't much new. Then the hacker threw a bombshell by posting up actress and Dwayne Wade's wife Gabrielle Union's personal pictures sent to her husband. Now speaking as a man, NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR! To make matter's a bit more amusing her phone case was a pic of her and her husband. You can't even say "Thats Not Me". After word got to the couple about the leak, they released this statement
Well said. A personal time of sex messages passed on between lovers now available for no chill twitter to feast upon.

Sunday. A day for football. The rest before the workweek. And most of all, more leaked nudes. A few unknown celebs were on that list of social media leaks but none other flourished more than Gabby's Think Like A Man Too costar, Meagan Good. Once again, in a chauvinistic manner, THIS IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR!! Within minutes, Good's goods were all over social media. Most noted pic was the facetime screenshot of her showing off to her pastor husband. Before the church folk get all whiny about that, end of the day, everybody is human. People express their love all so differently. Most of all, ITS HIS WIFE! He can see his wife however the hell he want. Obviously, he loves them lips n boobs. Meagan went on IG and had this to say
Welp. And there you have it. Other women included Rihanna, but she had that nude post on that french magazine. Nobody cares for her leaked photos.

Public opinion has gone a split three ways with this leak. You got the 
1. We Appreciate This Leak
2. They some hoes for this
3. Yall (the people who seen the nudes and love em) should be ashamed. What if yall wives/daughters nudes were leaked?

My opinion is.
1. This society/generation is a shock value generation. They always appreciate some wild shit. Care less about real issues because its the "same thing all the time" a good thing and a bad thing
2. Shutup. They not hoes, obviously these pics were for their significant other. Ya moms probably got film bussin it wide open for ya daddy. Relax that ass.
3. Do I feel bad that people have lost their privacy boundaries? Yes! Am I ashamed of liking these pictures? Hell no. To address the what if my woman's pics got leaked...lets be serious here. Nobody is trying to hack the average joe to leak their jane's intimate photos. NOBODY. Secondly, I could see a bitter person leaking nudes, but you gotta be one REALLY BITTER/PETTY person to do something like that. Thats my opinion though. 

So overall...this nudes epidemic is crazy right now. Nobody knows who will be the next victim. Possibly the rumours are true and its Keke Palmer. We'll just have to see it for ourselves. Soon as its RT'd on my timeline


Saturday, September 20, 2014

#TrillLeague By Anthony Piper

This is pretty dope. What if the Jusice League heroes had an up to date black generation twist. Well artist Anthony Piper tried it and brings tou #TrillLeague! Check this out and go on his website www.AnthonyPiper.com and see some more stuff

Friday, September 19, 2014

The #Back2Business Experience

So last night I went to this event called the Express & GQ Back 2 Business Celebration. It pointed out entrepreneurs and their business casual style as well as a networking social. For the time I was there, I felt a setting that I’m not usually used to. From being at all the parties to this multicultural and professional environment, I felt inspired. For a while, I’ve been wanting to switch my style up. Due to my current job, i’m too sweats and ball shorts. I do have my “business wear” but I want to expand on that clothing “library” of mine. And footwear wise, I’m all ball kicks no real type of casual kicks. Vans are almost finished and I’m down to my last pair of chucks due to a bleach incident. My style, my opinion, isn’t up to par at a business standpoint. This networking event gave me an outlook on the what to wear and how to wear it. Like when I dress up, people love it, but I want that to be an everyday thing. So seeing how others display a business casual style was definitely cool.
Another thing I realized, they sure love whiskey. They actually had a whiskey tasting as well as an open bar doing mixed drinks with mainly whiskey as the liquor. The little finger foods were cool too. Exotic buffalo chicken attached to celery with blue cheese on top. Also, dijon mustard mini cheeseburgers. Delicious.
Being in New York itself was just an exhilarating feeling. The bright lights. Everyone is suited up either in a business setting or a semi casual setting. Most of all, the environment sets a tone not many places can grasp. It inspires me to push harder to get out of my simple job and into a career thats in my career field. And I will achieve it.







Tuesday, September 16, 2014

#WhereAreTheTrapsNow?



Back in December of 2012, I conjured up a post of the biggest thirst traps on my twitter & IG feed. It became literally the most viewed and talked about post on the ADD blog's history. Understand, the list wasnt based just off of "oh they half naked/oh they trappin" type of post. It also was calculated from seeing comments and chain of events that showed off their social media popularity. Given as it may be, I was criticized for my list. Comments on who should and shouldnt be there came into play, however:
1. I only follow so many people
2. If I knew THEN who I Knew NOW,

Then, yes, the list woulda been much different.

Moving forward, this is basically an update of those that were on the list, runners up & those top 13, a quick update on them, and the dire question: Is Trapping Dead To Them? Or Nah? Lets start this up shall we?

Update: Mainly been lowkey. Since the list, she did a shoot for my #TeamDanAndre Apparel line as well as hosted a few events/parties within the tristate area. Nowadays, its mainly planning and hustling til her next big move.
Trappin Or Nah?: Yes but at a very lowkey standpoint. She's def the post and delete type to say the least
But look! 
Still TRAPPIN
Update: Well...the proof is in the pictures dammit lol. The Small Trap n The Hazel Trap. The Cub & The Koala King. The Little Model & Mr. 18K. Are a couple. The small trap has her education movin, modeling shoots in motion all together. While the hazel trap has taken over IG with his #RellyDidDat & #RellyTV videos and joining the military in the process. Aint that cute?
Trappin or Nah?: HAVE YALL SEEN THESE NIGGAS POSTS?!?!
So cute...its sickening
Anyways...next up:
Update: The Dark Trap found love. And I went to school with that guy. Frickin awesome. 

PSA:Needless to say you'll see alot of "he/she found love updates" love is a beautiful thing though and they match eachother quite well

Trappin or Nah?: Wont be seeing much from her unless she's at the beach, doing a shoot or with her other half. 


Update: The S4S trap evolved her craft. And needless to say its gaining attention in a new world: The fitness world. Joined HerbalLife. Became a professional trainer while making her body ready for professional competitions. The fitness world could be considered an easy outlook to trap, but in her case, she inspires many to stay fit and healthy. Plus, she's sponsored off my #yesLawd gymshorts approval for working out. I'll take that W. 

Trappin Or Nah?: If it isnt fitness related, you not seeing much. Plus moms be on them comments, dont try that funny shit.
Update: She's had too many accounts between these past 2 years its not even funny. Gotta be at least every 3 months. I was almost convinced she had hella spam accounts or something

Trappin Or Nah?: She got a man. Her man looks like he kill niggas. The end.

NOW WE AT THE TOP 13!!!
Update: Straight Outta JC. The most non Jersey City resident I know has restarted her IG/Twitter account due to hackers. However that hasnt stopped the newly 21 yr old from gaining attention. She not out here but her pics on IG say it all. Them glasses dont mean innocent. Damn henny drinker

Trappin Or Nah?: Only when she steps out the house. Aint much change but the age. Bra size still the same
Update: One of the known members of her clique known as SQUAAADD, this thick trap still has garnered attention at all angles. Hosted some parties as well as setup her own events, her & her friends definitely have stirred up a following within the past couple years. Mainly some thugs but hey, some thugs dance too. 

Trappin Or Nah?: Depends On The Angle Of Her Picture. Seriously
Update:Mr Rob Get-It. Rapper. Ignorant/No Chill Tweeter. Thirst Trap for the Ratchets. And a father of a new baby girl. Yes, even after 2 mixtapes with an upcoming 3rd with FBOT cohort, Yung Mar, he's still managed time to build a bigger family. Will he finally get his tubes tied?
Trappin Or Nah?: If youre an FBOT fan, you can tell through the lyrics the trap wont stop...well at least til one of his daughters hit adolesence or starts chanting "fuckin niggas off of twitter!" We wouldnt want that

Update: The southern trap came back to jerz, had a quick hiatus, and now back on IG. Created a 2nd IG to promote her job and kept the trappin strictly to that business IG.
And that my friends...is promotion. *shrug*

Trappin Or Nah?: *See Above Pic* *Dont Be Fuckin Stupid*

Update: The Short Cut Trap got tired of the short cut, got some weaves, and still pretty nonetheless. A newly dubbed college grad, this former trap has a bright future ahead of her...or at least that might be her filter or flash, idk. Hope nothing but the best

Trappin Or Nah?: Trap? Nah. Can take really great pictures? Correct

Update: The Fallen Trap is in the "Twas Beauty That Gained The Thirst" Category. And not a damn thing changed. She accomplished the ultimate goal: getting the fuck outta jersey, and you cant be mad at that. A new world that can admire her beauty

Trappin or Nah?: I'm going to quote a great great man, and I quote, "You dont need a naked pic for a thirsty nigga to talk slick" - Daniel Andre. 

Update: Got A Job. Got A Higher Position. Got A Situationship...I think. All in all whatever she's doing, The Shadow Trap has kept her boobs to herself...thank the lord!

Trappin Of Nah?: whatever an LKG is, it sounds like it breaks skin

Update: These Niggas. Things changed. As F5 (as a group) stayed quiet, the brands from within the 6man squad spoke loud and clear. Personal ventures, and drama, keeps this group around. Then they have the nerve to have kids! Some adorable kids at that. Basically all the likes on IG go to them

Trappin Or Nah?: Niggas got jobs. Niggas got projects. Niggas got kids. Aint got time for that!...except Amber

Update: The half n half trap is now a half n half ROD supporting her recording artist BF to the core. Gotta send kudos to those that support the dreamchasers and those making moves. But yes, still another "Twas Beauty That Gained The Thirst" comes into play

Trappin Or Nah?: Typical Pretty chick with a boyfriend:
By herself:

As a couple:
Him on her page:
Smh. You Can See The Saltiness 
Update: The Natural Trap...Still Trappin. Not much else to say. I mean, there's some twerk videos too so thats something new. But aint a damn thing change. Nope Nope Nope
Trappin Or Nah?: Bruh? Aint you see the update?

Former G-Unit Model. Former Thirst Trap. All that changed with one person. His name...is Sebo
Gotta love parenting man lol. Needless to say the curly headed trap is now a curly haired conservative MILF. And the young fashion baby god takes over her IG these days

Trappin Or Nah:? The only person showing cleavage on her page...is the baby

Update: The Out Of Town Trapper has gone through her share of hair changes that made her the exotic trap. Still didnt divert herself from trapping throughout the summer. All seemed consistent til she chose to start her IG over. Why you ask?
LMFAOOOOOOOOO. Yes that is funny

Trappin Or Nah?: She gotta rebuild her portfolio from the ground up

Update: The former number one trapper due to high popularity mixed with Dominican beauty. Still popular. Still gets thirst. But anything intentional is deemed doubtful now, like most of our trappers, have joined the lovers lane. They look so cute. Excuse me, I love the sight of love. 

Trappin Or Nah?: Boyfriend = No Trap Zone. She's just a popular social networker. Fancy isnt it?

WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT: This post took an hour and a half to write up. Understand that thirst trapping is here to stay. In a way its sad that trapping has developed into a career for some. (Bartending, Partyhosting, Club Appearances, Sponsors, Brand Promoting etc) All for leaving little to the imagination. Sex sells though. Blame our economy and our "its not what you know, its who you know" workforce lifestyle. All in all, whether its on purpose or they just that poppin, you cant be hate on the thirst. People cant help the skin their in...unless they get shots or surgery