Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My loveChild...

So I allegedly have a child. Yeah crazy right??? Shorty hit me up like "This Is Yours"...I was Like, "This ain't ya man"s???" She went,"No this is definitely yours. he looks just like you. I was hoping this was yours and I never should have left you" I'm like,"Damn...so what is his name?" His name is Future. Her man's name is Past. Shorty name is Inspiration. Fuck the Past, Stay w/Inspiration n take care of my Future...

I gOT mOTION sICKNESS wATCHIN dAT aSS sHAKE LOL

College Boyys (Romeo & K. Smith) - Footwork

THEY JERKIN ON A FUCKIN CAR!!!! LMAO
PAUSE!!!!

ARTIST ON THE COMEUP-JLUVE

I told you guys in an earlier post my GFE affiliate J Luve is doing big things. Well now I need your help to check out his music and put him on the radio. Right now,On Power 1051fm.com, He's now #10 out of 20 Top Unsigned Artist With His Single "A Lesson in Life" We tryna bring it up to the TOP 5 so it can be played on the Power105.1FM before the summer is over...All you gotta do is go on the radio's website and play and download his single...Also Sundays at 10pm, Call 800.585.1051 to request his track n let it be played on the radio... Check Out His Myspace and Twitter NOW!!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Slow n Steady Wins The Orgasm LMAO


The North American Humping Tortoise - Watch more Funny Videos

YFU...Superhead Gets No Love...Or Respect

So This Was Lebron Gettin Dunked On??? Not that Serious

Drake Spoof

The Finale


This is the finale, things are now in place
The fire that we had, dissappeared w/o a trace
But This ain't a sob song cuz 4 once I feel Right
No more stressin bout the loss, no
More pain late at night

On my V friendly shit, I got million others hooked
Others lookin 4 my time, I'm sorry I'm booked
Get em with the small talk get em with the look
Try not to steal hearts tho, I'm not a crook.

N u ain't got no reason to be mad, u gotta man
Quit with ya jealousy, worryin ain't in my plans
U got issues wit my happiness, n I don't know how
U wit dat nigga n I'm wit whoevers here now

I am so healthy now, cured from the love flu
I paused on the thoughts on us havin a Pt 2
Director hit me up like it's a wrap
My love 4 u ain't gone, it's jus takin a nap.

It's crazy that we friends now
Cuz we don't talk as much now
We can blame eachother or we can jus see how
That out paths split away
The new roles we play
You play wifey n Im GFE all day

Benificial


You were jus an accident, an unplanned pregancy
I was jus the baby, u wanted to take care of me
Seen as friends wit benifits, I jus wanted 2 hit
I should ID these feelings 2 c if it's legit

I never meant 2 fall for u, I was on my nigga shit
Never 2 b my lover, jus one 2 mess it
U shoulda been like other chicks, jus smash n pass
A lie for almost 2 yrs, never thought it wuld last

A ride or die bitch I had being with you
I was fuckin other bitches, but u never knew
U bailed me outta jail, n we almost had a baby
I got one wit ya friend now, ain't dat shit crazy?

I basically had dis baby mother a grown man
I really did have u in the palm of my hand
But this waste of time you called love is done
Now go head, have ya one
U lookin for a real man, cuz I ain't the one

I appreciate the benifits

Somethin Missin (Some Real Gibberish)

I feel like there's somethin missin
Why am I about 2 play an NFL game with no equipment?
In my soul there's somethin missin
Cuz I'm wearin Sundays Best n I'm bout 2 go fishin

I'm no DJ Khaled but I want you to listen
It was Knocked out my mind like I fought Sonny Liston
Can't handle the pain, no chance of grippin
Traded me from Bull 2 Blazer, I must be Pippen

Slippin, Fallin like X throughout 08
Lookin 4 a good meal but there's bones on my plate
Stop pickin at what's left, I got my heart 2 feed
Running on empty, but I'm on high speed

I'm like pause..I kinda want that old thing back
But if I go back 2 bein a husband I'd b out of wack
Who woulda thought we'd end up like that
Our lives used to be on key, now our tone is flat

But I don't know what's lost, I need a flashlight
Somebody get me coffee, it's gunna b a long night
This is how I feel, sit back n eat ya meal
N u will realize what I'm missin us jus somethin real

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/21

"ATTENTION EVERYONE......TESTICLES .....THAT IS ALL..."
-Peter Griffin(Family Guy)

YOU FUCKIN UP!!! BIRTHDAY SUCKS

Monday, July 20, 2009

Writer's Block: Boredom Session Vol 2

Well, I came on the PC to jot a lazy 16
So grab ya chips n dip n jus look at ya screen
Im a Soarin Eagle but I aint A Cherokee
My is not on lockdown, it stay runnin off free

Shorty walkin by, tell her freeze like a deputy
U got somethin planted in ya jeans that I gotta c
Feelin on ya booty n u like don't stop
I need backup, lemme get a 2nd cop

Trust me people, this is harder than it looks
Heres a lesson on success class, jot this in ya books
Pass all ya classes b4 lookin at asses
Work hard For The Money, Then Fuck Like a bunny

So really tho, put this on ya hitlist
A Dog bring his Pookie by me, he might end up bitchless
But seriously I b on my V Friendly hustle game
Ima Startin Sellin That "DDD", Slingin that CockCaine

LMAO NAH JUST PLAYIN ON THAT LAST ONE..DANNY DA PM IS THE NEW NAME LOL..STILL MATRIXXCITY, MR. V FRIENDLY GFE/GCE/ADD...WIT DAT BBH/POPPERS INC AFFILIATON ALL DAY

I EAT THE PUSSY...IN FRONT OF THE KIDS????

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/20

"Gettin’ brain in the library cause I love knowledge
When you use your Medulla Oblongata
And give me scoliosis until I comatoses
And do it while I sleep yeah a little osmosis"
-Kanye West

YOU FUCKIN UP!!! DAT SPRITE HEAD LOL

Sunday, July 19, 2009

YOU FUCKIN UP!!! OFFICER RICKY "BIG C.O."

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/19 PT 2

"Jus cuz me n him aren't meant for each other doesn't mean that he n my friend aren't meant 4 each other"
-Rachel Felton (Best Friend)

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/19

"My New Meaning For B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Humanbeing...Who Wanna Be a Bitch NOW??"
-CEO Jahid(Get Familiar ENT)

88 Keys ft. Shitake Monkey "The Friends Zone"


Everybody can relate to this song, fellas ever had a girl you was feeling but see just saw you as a friend and she would tell you about her relationships and other shit you wasn't really feeling. Girls, ever had a dude you was cool with but you wasn't really feeling for relationship/benefits. but when he find a girl, you kinda feel jealous he's happy while you suffer wit your dude. This song is for all y'all. shout to 88-keys and new rock/pop band Shitake Monkey. "The Death Of Adam" in stores now, good album, funny yet forwarding concept too.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

YOU FUCKIN UP!!! WHO TOLD YO ASS 2 RAP???

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/16

"Sex is not the answer...Sex is the question...Yes is the answer"
-Seth "ShaiGuy Greenwald

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

This Is Either Going To Bring Out More Stalkers Or Bring Out Conceited Girls.


I usually don't like to post things like this and still don't but come on, ENOUGH ALREADY. People are feeling themselves too much as it is, just stop it. Cause nobody is the shit really, we can all get flush down the toilet. This is just going to make us all sink faster.

All I Can Say Is.... DAMN. "The World's Fastest K.O."

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/15

"if u wasnt ma nigga...i'd tell u 2 kick rocks wit no shoes on right after a pedicure lol"

-Daniel Andre aka MatrixxCity

YOU FUCKIN UP!!! OPTIMUM ONLINE COMMERCIAL..WACK!!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/14

"Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form."

Sunday, July 12, 2009

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/12

"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/10

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
-Lao Tzu

Thursday, July 9, 2009

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY 7/9

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!"


-Brennan Huff(Will Ferrel): Stepbrothers 2008

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY"

"Your mind can hide what your body can't"

-Ancient Philosopher...4got his name tho

NIGGAS B OVERDOIN THIS SHIT 4 REAL

MORE DANGEROUS THAN HIT IT 2 THE BEAT

Monday, July 6, 2009

Glass By Young-$Tatu$ (GFE)

fragile...constantly needing protection from those that would seek to do it harm...cracks and chips decorate your figure...harmed you are and damaged you may be...you beat on...
thump thump...
thump thump...
many have damaged you...my poor choices are to blame...your damaged exterior serves as a reminder as well as a lesson...
thump thump...
thump thump...
trust no one completely...don't ever let my guard down...your survival depends on it...and yet...you beat on...
thump thump...
thump thump...

Bullet for 2 By Young $tatu$ (GFE)

Never hurt that which I seek to protect...a promise made put of love and trust...so I can find some since of comfort with pistol aimed at my chest...u hesitate, but never remove ur finger from the trigger...I watch the tears stream down face as you faced with a difficult decision...me or you...I smile and you pull the trigger...searing hot pain raced through my body only to be replaced with a sudden coolness...my pistol...why...I forgot I had it...i had never intended to use it anyway...u glance in horror at ur actions but its ok because I understand...not hurting you...means letting you hurt me...this pain is mine...and I could never inflict it on you...after all I did promise to protect you didn't I...

Drowning By Young $tatu$ (GFE)

I know I'm not gonna make it...not when you take my breath away when you smile...my emotions run deeper than I would like...my weakness is bared for all to see and I found myself unnerved at the thought of being naked in the spotlight...I'm in so far deep without a life jacket or a air bubble...sinking ever so deep into the abyss that is you...

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY...

"IF YOU WITH A DUDE FOR A GOOD MINUTE...AND U HAVEN'T MET ANY OF HIS FRIENDS N FAMILY YET....YOU ARE NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!"


-Chris Rock
Translated by MatrixxCity

Sunday, July 5, 2009

BOREDOM..GFE/GCE EDITION






These are a few people from my team GFE/GCE. More pix of my arsenal comin soon

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Kissin is my weakness

Baby I can I take ur lips away
Cuz it's that time 4 our tongues 2 play
Don't u wish that we were stuck together?
One night with me...think of somethin better

U musta glued my eyes 2 u cuz all I do is stare
I latch on to ya back while u play with my hair
U pull on it jus 2 show u want me
But then u play a lil peekaboo jus 2 taunt me

But all I wanna do is kiss you more
Our bodies glide from the bed to the floor
To the stairs to the bathroom, I need to get u nude
On my Anticipation shit, we need a showerlude

Water bounces off yo booty, I c it glistening
Moanin as I touch ya spot, is anybody listening
Like DKane, come 2gether like Poetry, or Floetry
It's Gettin Late, I Say Yes while you blowin me...

Friday, July 3, 2009

WHAT BOREDOM BRINGS MML



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WE SORTA LIKE A BIG DEAL...I WAS BORED AS HELL MML

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY...

"THERE IS A TIME IN EVERYONE'S LIFE WHEN THEY ARE ABLE TO FIND THEMSELVES AND BECOME A CIVILIZED ADULT...THE ISSUE FOR SOME IS THE QUESTION: WHEN WILL THAT DAY COME FOR ME?"


-MatrixxCity aka Daniel Andre
2009