Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Thirst Traps Of The Week: Amazon Edition

WELL I'M BACK. AFTER A CRAZY BATCH OF VIEWS FROM LAST WK, I HAD TO COME BACK WITH A NEW SET. THIS TIME APPLYING TO LADIES THAT AREN'T CONSIDERED #TEAMFUNSIZE, RATHER 5'6+ PROBABLY 6 FT IN HEELS. AMAZON WOMEN. SEXY MODELESQUE TALL JAWNS. BUT 1ST GOTTA SHOW YALL MY PIC WITH A TRAPPER FROM WK 1; PUFFY HEAD AKA THE THIRST IN THE HOSPITAL BED 
YOU HATIN? DAMN THAT SUCKS. I'D BE...NOW LEMME GET TO IT


DJ SPAZ SAID IT CORRECTLY. AT AT THIRST TRAP AT 5'8", PROBABLY 6'1" IN SOME TALL HEELS, MAKING ME FEEL LIKE NATE ROBINSON CHILLING WITH YAO MING. I'M EXAGGERATING BUT WHATEVER. YOU MIGHT NOT PEEP HER THIRST AS MUCH, BUT WITH PICS LIKE THESE, NIGGAS IS DEFINITELY LOOKIN AT THEM TITTIES AND DREAMING OF A MOTOR BOATING TIME.



EVEN IN UPSIDE DOWN VISION, YOU PROBABLY STILL DROOLING. WISHING YOU CAN CLIMB ON THAT THICK TREE. I MET HER AT AN MSU PARTY. COOL CHICK THOUGH. HAS AN OBSESSION WITH MY ASS THOUGH, BUT SHE STILL THE HOMEY

TWITTER: @DEANDRA_JAYY
INSTAGRAM: @DEANDRAJAYY



CUTE RIGHT? JASMINE OR BROOKE JUST LOOKS TALL. PERIOD. SHE AUTOMATICALLY COOL CUZ SHE SAID SHE'D TRY OUT FOR KNICKS CITY DANCERS. JUDGE ME? FUCK YALL! ANYWAYS. APART FROM HER BEING REALLY PRETTY, THIS IS NOT WHY SHE'S ON THIS LIST...ITS CUZ OF THIS


SHE SHOWING HER BRUISE WITHOUT MUCH ON. OH OKAY. IS THIS A SYMPATHY PIC? OR DAMN GIRL LEMME UHHHHHH? IDK SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ARE TYPE FUNNY.
LMAO...I'D KISS IT TO MAKE IT HEAL FASTER. GAY. AND IDK WHAT IT LOOKIN TRILL MEANS..THEN AGAIN THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

TWITTER: @ITSBROOKEDOTCOM
INSTAGRAM: @BROOKEDOTCOM

LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE GOT MONY. I JUST STARTED FOLLOWING HER ON TWITTER AND SHE SEEMS COOL. PRETTY FACE RIGHT? NOW WHEN I PUT THE FULL BODY PIC, BRACE YASELF...


SOOOOOOO I KNOW YOU SEE THAT WAGON THOUGH?!?! YALL PROBABLY OUT THERE LOOKIN AT THAT ASS GETTING A WHOLE HEART ATTACK. 100% REAL ALLEGEDLY AND AT 5'8", IF SHE IN HEELS HER ASS IS PROBABLY TO YA STOMACH FOR SOME OF YALL SHORT PEOPLE. THE FIRST PIC HAD HELLA HEADS TALKING ON TWITTER. MY NIGGA HIT ME UP SAYING THATS THE TYPE OF ASS HE'D SLEEP ON. SMH NIGGAS. I TOLD HER IN ADVANCE SHE'D BE ON THIS LIST TOO.

TWITTER: @ALLHAIL_MONY
INSTAGRAM: @ALLHAIL_MONY

AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIRST TRAPS AREN'T ALWAYS INTENTIONAL. SALUTE TO THE ONES WHO CAN'T HELP BEING IN THE SKIN THEY'RE IN

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