Sunday, March 28, 2010

Dis Jawn WHYLIN!!! Quick Story

So There's This Jawn At My School...I Guess She's Been Feelin Me For A Nice Lil Second...Spots Me In The Cafe, Tells Me 2 Come Here. I Mean I Ain't A Mean Dude So I Head Over 2 Shorty Like Hello.

Big Mistake.....



All Of The Sudden She Hit me Off With The 21 Questions:
What's Ya Name?

What Are You?

Oh So You're Dominican From Dominica?

Can Touch Your Hair?

Was That Your GF At The Club?

Oh, So You're A Party Hopper?

Do You Have A GF?

Are You Always This Quiet?

Can You Dance?

Do You Talk To Anyone?

I Swear To That Whole Interrogation Was Only 5 Minutes. Out Of Control. So Later That Night. She See Me Again And Was Bout 2 Say Hi. My Friend Bubbles Hit Me Up, And Suddenly This Other Chick Go, "Never Mind Danny, I See You Talkin To OTHER GIRLS!!" And Storms Off...
(Oh Yeah...Did I Mention= I DONT TALK 2 NOBODY. AND THIS GIRL I DEFINITELY DONT WANNA GET AT)
Anyways, She Sees Me, Still Tryna Flirt. She Thinks I'm This Innocent Dude. In My Mind I'm Like, "You Don't Know Me Very Well" Shorty Tryna Cop Feels While I'm Passin Out Flyers 2 People. It Was A Bit Too Much. Mainly For The Fact That, THIS WAS ALL IN ONE DAY!! I JUST MET YOU!!

Movin On, Bubbles Was Chillin In My Room And She Decided 2 Get Some Cups From Her Room. As SOON AS SHE DIPPED OFF, I Hear Someone Bangin On My Door

*BANG* BANG* BANG*

"YOU'RE CELIBATE? YOU'RE CELIBATE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE CELIBATE DANNY!!!"

"Uhhhh. I Am"

"THEN WHO WAS THAT COMING OUT YA ROOM?"

"My Friend."

"I'M TRYNA GET ATCHU AND THIS IS THE STUNT YOU PULL????"

And That RIGHT THERE ^^^^^^^ Is Where Shorty Had The Game Fucked Up. EARLY!!!

Next Day She Apologizes About The Way She Acted And Blamed It On The Alcohol. I'm Like, "Whatever" She Still On Some Shit Like I Want Her. Until Earlier When I Told Her I Don't Feel Like Talkin 2 Any Girl. Prolly Shoulda Just Said Nobody From My School. ESPECIALLY NOT YO CRAZY ASS!!! HA. HA. HA. I Don't Care What You Heard. I'm Still Single Cuz I Chose 2. Standards Got Higher. And Shorty Below The Scale. Don't Wanna Be Mean But That's Life Feel Me?

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