Now this one right here is some realshit How a chick goes from twitterhoney to a twitterbitch
Now before I start off, I must say this
Put up this viewer discretion
Cuz I feel certain women will start protesting
Against my adjectives and verbs
For they have them guessing
Are these twitterhoney qualities referring to me?
Do not ask cuz my response will be "not really"
But since you can relate, you gotta feel me
And hearing discretion is advised
Due to the excessive use of the derogatory
Because the word bitch doesnt refer to all women
Rather to the qualities of a lady have diminished
Actions of fake and petty replenished
And for the fact there is no desire to end it
My only reactions to unladylike actions is....
this bitch...
And please if you read, do not feel the need
To hit my text, DMs, tweets to ask "Are you talking about me?"
Because my response will be "Eh, not really"
"But since you can relate, you gots to feel me"
Now understand this
Twitterhoney to me is more than just a chick
with a nice body and takes half naked pics
Boyshorts and a bra saying good morning
Bubblebath with her legs soaked and lathered
Have every creep perv and horndog gathered
Wishing to be her sheets or her washrag
But down in the dumps cuz they wont bag
Its more than that
Now scenario is this pretty chick
Ranting about not so pretty shit
About how life is so hard
How an aint dude broke down her guard
How nobody is by her side and cant trust noone
How she is all alone, so she cant have no fun
So now her followers reading it
Their emotions are feeding it
The ladies going "yassss talk that shit"
The fellas going "aye you can come home to this"
Her real friends say "are you really going through it?"
She says "Nah i'm just tweeting bullshit"
.....this bitch....
So here I go thinking you need
Where in reality you want social greed
You only talk for an RT
I thought she wanted to one relate to she
But her tweets mean "Look at me!"
"LOOK AT ME!"
"HEY YOU! HURT GIRL OVER THERE! LOOK AT ME!"
"HEY THIRSTY DUDE OVER THERE! LOOK AT ME!"
Sigh...this bitch
They sure like talking about others love
But they themselves never find love
For what they think they promote will get them love
Cuz showing every curve on her body with very little on...
Or showing off your new tattoo in pumps and a thong
Will find she love...
Swear she a "bad bitch"
On everything that she have it
Got flicks of vacays and fancy clothes
Disclosing the occupation she chose
To reach this level
So some guy actually bites
Wants to get into her life and entice
Her with all that love shit she was talking
So they talk, and fall for eachother
But yet the meeting has delayed
Cuz she has so many "events" to go to
And "work at the office" has her caught up
For a chick that hasnt been seen,
She begins to cling
And swear yall together forever
So here comes rules and regulations
Cant tweet her. Cant emoji her. Stop talking to her...
...this bitch...
So in time they meet, but to the man's shock
She's not who she socially portrays
Yes she's pretty but she live in projects
Her job is a dancer at the local strip joint
Lied about her certificates and degrees
Got a few nice things by dropping to her knees
But apparently she had an "image" to uphold
....this bitch..
So the dude frantic and leaves to expose the fraud
But little does he know she was prepped for this
Cuz as soon as he started talking his shit
It was dwindled out by her tweeting "HE GOT A LITTLE DICK!"
And then she rants bout how he wack and corny
The ladies go "Damn you aint get a warning"
The fellas go "Yes! You single again! So whatsup?"
Her friends go "Wow, you already had enough?"
She just goes "Eh, he'll be fine, you know niggas aint shit"
....this bitch...
The funny thing is...
That the girl will still be in the guy's inbox begging for forgiveness
And he will
And this drama filled
Will repeat.
All cuz she's a twitterhoney
But after this,
The public will witness & dismiss
All the recycled shit
Put her relevance in the past
Cuz she has been fully dubbed....
Some Twitterbitch